"Walking into my last patient’s room in pre-op clinic at the end of the day:
Me: “Hi I’m Dr. Corbitt!”
Patient: (*confused facial expression*) “You’re too young to be a doctor!”
Me: “Yeah I’ve thought about using my eyeliner to draw wrinkles on my forehead so people trust me more.”
Patient: “...”
I probably won’t use that line anymore. At least I haven’t been called “sweetie” in a while.
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Walking into my last patient’s room in pre-op clinic at the end of the day:
Me: “Hi I’m Dr. Corbitt!”
Patient: (*confused facial expression*) “You’re too young to be a doctor!”
Me: “Yeah I’ve thought about using my eyeliner to draw wrinkles on my forehead so people trust me more.”
Patient: “...”
I probably won’t use that line anymore. At least I haven’t been called “sweetie” in a while.
Ingredients:
- Dented Brick Craft Vodka
- Blueberry Mint Syrup
Instructions:
Muddle the mint with the vodka and lemon juice. Add the liqueur and syrup and shake briefly with ice to combine. Dump it all in a glass and add more ice. Top with sparkling wine and stir a few times. Garnish with more mint and blueberries.
Refreshing,Bubbly,Spring