"Mustache Mishap | Crafted Pour"

"This ones for my bearded bears and mustachioed men. Why? Because anyone without facial hair as a masculine modifier cannot know the true fear and rage that comes along with… ACCIDENTLY SHAVING IT OFF! I’m pretty damn good at shaving at this point. I try to keep it shaped nicely but I have these annoying hairs on my moustache that once in a while I try to get smart and attack with the razor. Well, one side goes a little low, then the other, and suddenly: Mustache Mishap. The whole things gotta go. And in an increasingly maskless world that’s a problem. I honestly thought the Mustache Ride was a more legit cocktail. There’s varying recipes online but it doesn’t seem to be a “real” cocktail. But this is a fun riff on one I found that takes it from a allspicey maple whiskey sour to a passionate but bitter place, subbing in a heavy pour of bitters and another amaro for allspice dram to remind me of how freakin weird I look without my trusty stache. However, I’ve created a real banger of a cocktail that, for now, isn’t clinging to my stache hairs", "undefined", "Mustache Mishap",

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Mustache Mishap By , May 8, 2009 This ones for my bearded bears and mustachioed men. Why? Because anyone without facial hair as a masculine modifier cannot know the true fear and rage that comes along with… ACCIDENTLY SHAVING IT OFF! I’m pretty damn good at shaving at this point. I try to keep it shaped nicely but I have these annoying hairs on my moustache that once in a while I try to get smart and attack with the razor. Well, one side goes a little low, then the other, and suddenly: Mustache Mishap. The whole things gotta go. And in an increasingly maskless world that’s a problem. I honestly thought the Mustache Ride was a more legit cocktail. There’s varying recipes online but it doesn’t seem to be a “real” cocktail. But this is a fun riff on one I found that takes it from a allspicey maple whiskey sour to a passionate but bitter place, subbing in a heavy pour of bitters and another amaro for allspice dram to remind me of how freakin weird I look without my trusty stache. However, I’ve created a real banger of a cocktail that, for now, isn’t clinging to my stache hairs This ones for my bearded bears and mustachioed men. Why? Because anyone without facial hair as a masculine modifier cannot know the true fear and rage that comes along with… ACCIDENTLY SHAVING IT OFF! I’m pretty damn good at shaving at this point. I try to keep it shaped nicely but I have these annoying hairs on my moustache that once in a while I try to get smart and attack with the razor. Well, one side goes a little low, then the other, and suddenly: Mustache Mishap. The whole things gotta go. And in an increasingly maskless world that’s a problem. I honestly thought the Mustache Ride was a more legit cocktail. There’s varying recipes online but it doesn’t seem to be a “real” cocktail. But this is a fun riff on one I found that takes it from a allspicey maple whiskey sour to a passionate but bitter place, subbing in a heavy pour of bitters and another amaro for allspice dram to remind me of how freakin weird I look without my trusty stache. However, I’ve created a real banger of a cocktail that, for now, isn’t clinging to my stache hairs Ingredients: - High West Double Rye - Cynar Instructions: Add all ingredients to a shaker tin with ice and shake well. Double strain into a rocks glass over cracked clear ice. Garnish with a Mustache Tropical,Originals,Signatures,Refreshing,Boozy,Easy to Make,Fruity,Modern,Shaken,Sours,Sweet