"#whatifwednesday TLDR: a local man bought a website domain to write an epic dating profile
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When I was aimlessly swiping on Bumble earlier this week, I came across a man whose first picture included a caption with his own website. We’ll call him Dan and say it’s datedan.com (but DM me or comment below if you want the actual link.) The opener thanks the reader for going to the website, followed by: “I aim to reward you with a load of hot info.”
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Dan is witty and interesting. He writes thoughtfully about his spirituality and personal history with religion, his work goals, and makes note of what wouldn’t work for him in a partner without being condescending. He’s training to run the 100m dash with hurdles just for fun and personal growth. He makes a joke about owning 17 cats. (Swipe for today’s picture of Archimedes, btw).
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Then, readers, there is a multi-paragraph section of *endnotes* on “religion, science, and the concept of perfection.” It's a series of lengthy quotes from his two favorite philosophers. He uses bold font for what I assume are his favorite parts, or maybe just to create a CliffsNotes for lazy readers.
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Dan also mentions multiple times that he’s 6’5,” and that height is important in a partner - particularly if they want kids. He has an email address attached to this domain, and asks that if people email him, they include pictures and their height. That’s why this drink is called:
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“Measure Up”
1.5 oz Red Apple & Ginger Root vodka - @chakravodka
0.25 oz Cointreau - @cointreau
0.25 oz Rhubarb Liqueur - @giffards
0.5 oz Ginger syrup - @bgreynolds
0.75 oz fresh lemon juice
3 dashes orange bitters - @thebitterhousewife
Top with seltzer, vegan cherry jell-o cubes (made with @rwknudsen tart cherry juice and super agar powder from @modernistpantry) and serve with @egberts cocktail cherries
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Is this my best drink name ever? Should I email Dan and see if 5'4.5" is the height he's looking for? Are you taller than me and want his contact info? For those of you who are also on the dating circuit, have you ever thought of making your website resume? Tell me below.
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Thank you to Chakra for this beautiful bottle 🍎
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#whatifwednesday TLDR: a local man bought a website domain to write an epic dating profile
✍️
When I was aimlessly swiping on Bumble earlier this week, I came across a man whose first picture included a caption with his own website. We’ll call him Dan and say it’s datedan.com (but DM me or comment below if you want the actual link.) The opener thanks the reader for going to the website, followed by: “I aim to reward you with a load of hot info.”
✍️
Dan is witty and interesting. He writes thoughtfully about his spirituality and personal history with religion, his work goals, and makes note of what wouldn’t work for him in a partner without being condescending. He’s training to run the 100m dash with hurdles just for fun and personal growth. He makes a joke about owning 17 cats. (Swipe for today’s picture of Archimedes, btw).
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Then, readers, there is a multi-paragraph section of *endnotes* on “religion, science, and the concept of perfection.” It's a series of lengthy quotes from his two favorite philosophers. He uses bold font for what I assume are his favorite parts, or maybe just to create a CliffsNotes for lazy readers.
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Dan also mentions multiple times that he’s 6’5,” and that height is important in a partner - particularly if they want kids. He has an email address attached to this domain, and asks that if people email him, they include pictures and their height. That’s why this drink is called:
📏
“Measure Up”
1.5 oz Red Apple & Ginger Root vodka - @chakravodka
0.25 oz Cointreau - @cointreau
0.25 oz Rhubarb Liqueur - @giffards
0.5 oz Ginger syrup - @bgreynolds
0.75 oz fresh lemon juice
3 dashes orange bitters - @thebitterhousewife
Top with seltzer, vegan cherry jell-o cubes (made with @rwknudsen tart cherry juice and super agar powder from @modernistpantry) and serve with @egberts cocktail cherries
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Is this my best drink name ever? Should I email Dan and see if 5'4.5" is the height he's looking for? Are you taller than me and want his contact info? For those of you who are also on the dating circuit, have you ever thought of making your website resume? Tell me below.
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Thank you to Chakra for this beautiful bottle 🍎
Ingredients:
- Chakra Vodka Red Apple & Ginger Root
- Cointreau
Instructions:
Shake ingredients with ice and pour into a glass with pebble ice. Top with seltzer, vegan tart cherry jello cubes (made with super agar powder), and serve with Egbert's cocktail cherries.
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